Blurry text

[Pocket]

There's some text in the Utopian Underworld comic that I can't make out very well.

Page 16 -
Mr. Clean: It may sounds lame but the Dragon Lightning Strike actually exists.
The thing is _______ at this academy aren't capable of executing such a high level technique.
Yours Sincerely,
-Mr. Clean

The rest of the text in the comic is pretty blurry but you can kind of make it out. Anyways, thanks to whoever gets back to me.

EDIT - I'm also not completely sure what shibs are.

[Bryan]

I think shibs is just another way of sayin sh!ts. at least that wat i think.

[Genna]

students I think.

[Pocket]

I found a definition of 'shibs' on urbandictionary.com

(noun)-a meaning representing a group of cool people or things, awesome

or

(noun)-hatred against something or someone

I'm pretty sure it's the first definition... Also I think the blurry words in the Utopian Underworld manga are "The thing is even most of the professors at this academy aren't...."